The Nerdy Diary

I was having fun doing calculus in my room when I suddenly had the sudden urge to go to the toilet. When I came back, I was very shocked!!! My ever faithful mechanical pencil is gone!! This is unbelievable!! My pencil which has helped me wrote countless mathematical formulas has just gone missing! Oh the horror!
I was panicking at that time and quickly searched through my desk. After an hour of lifting up thick books and piles of papers, I gave up. I was about to take a seat on my chair to rest for a while when I thought I got something beneath my butt. Then, out of a sudden,. ... "CRACK".

Mr Sunil (the science teacher) has raised an intriguing fact that heaven is in fact much hotter than hell. It was stated that hell was a place where sulphur burns. Since sulphur burns at 444 degrees celcius, we can roughly estimate the temperature in hell.
How about heaven then? It was said that heaven was a place whereby there is an everlasting supply of light 24 hours! Through scientific deductions, he concluded that heaven needs to be more than (gotta ask him I forgot the exact number, but I remembered seeing lots 0s)! Hmm, reflecting on this, I was kinda wondering if anyone will feel offended if I told them "burn in heaven!".'

Again, Mr sunil entertained us with yet another interesting fact. He said that our brain controls our emotion, and NOT OUR HEART! A classmate of mine quickly turned to her boyfriend and said ,"I love you with all my brain"