Feedback Form Filled!

I just got a feedback form from my school and usually, these forms end up in the rubbish bin (my parents are too lazy to fill them in) Out of boredom, I decided to fill them in myself.
1. Our School leaders (Principal--Mr Wilson)
Comment: What more can I ask for than an hour of wake-up call every morning? Some will probably fall asleep during the wake-up call..
Quote from friend: "Wilson, will he ever listen?"
2. Our School Compound
Comment: Our School=1building , Neighboring School= 3 buildings, with lifts, parking area and incoming indoor swimming pool.
3.Our Internal areas
Comment: You call failing AC's good?
4.Canteen
Comment: I would have a lot to say about the prices and the quality had it not been for the wonderful ice-cream machine.
5.Events in the school
Comment: If you call a Rp 5 mil donation cost-effective, then yeah..
6.Level of communication for these events
Comment: Excellent! When my parents read the bold words "Family Day Bazaar", the paper will magically find its way into the paper shredder machine.
7. The level of discipline
Comment: Excellent! (from the students' point of view)
8. The manner in which the schools' discipline policy is communicated to you
Comment: You mean those paper planes in the rubbish bin?
9.Our newsletters
Comment: The students' sole source of enjoyment and creativity. Very few of these papers survive without any doodles or lovely embellishments on them.
10.Our general letters to parents
Comment: Some of us make sure that these tattle tale papers do not get into the wrong hands (Our parents, that is) , including this feedback form of course!
11. Our use of the communication books
Comment: Oh! you mean my friend's diary with doodles on it?
12.Homework
Comment: Yay! (Cold stare from classmates) *gasp* I mean.. oh no!

Then I thought about the future of my school for no reason (I was surprised why I did that too). In the illustrations below the 2 neighboring schools are B and S, with S being mine.
Long time ago...
There were four empty regions as shown below
[ S ] [ ] [ ]
[ B ]
S and B are two schools (in this illustration, countries)
Each school occupies one area and there are 2 empty fields left.
S commander: "We are going to expand our territory! Towards greater heights!!!!!!!" ----2006
3 years later
[S] [B] [B]
[B]
B has conquered 75% of the region and S has only 25% or even less!
While the war rages on, I will have fleed to another country! (Evil laughter)
Ehm, anyway, I have read from some job forums and found out that some of the "soldiers" from country S have escaped in the middle of the night!

Funny pick-up lines

I browsed through the internet and I found some funny pick-up lines, handpicked by me, so you can be sure that there are no corny ones! Enjoy
1.God loves everyone, but I'm his favourite.

2.Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

3.The seafood diet: See food and eat it

4.Nobody is perfect, I am the nobody.

5.Do you want...
Coffee? Tea? Me?

6.Do you like water?(yes)then you already like 70 percent of me!

7.Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you for so long!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

8.A gamer desperate for love:
"I really need to find a new girlfriend, hopefully one who boosts the attack power of adjacent allies."

9.Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

10.If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Here are some actual newspaper headlines!


1.Miners Refuse to Work after Death
2.Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
3.Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
4.Include your Children when Baking Cookies
5.Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Good Tricks Gone Bad

The other day, I just saw my cousin perform a great magic trick on me, where he predicted 4 cards and asked me to pick 3 cards and he would pick one card. To my surprise, they all matched his prediction! I was so curious that I spent the whole day searching in the internet for that trick but I still couldn't find it.

In the end, I am stuck with a magic trick which involves suggestions and I thought that it was pretty cool. I couldn't wait to show my friends and I was full of hope.... at least at that time...
The next day, I tried it on my friends and THEY DON'T WORK!!
I got honest remarks like "That's a stupid trick!". Some even laughed at my failure! .... Exactly the moral support I was looking for!
Later on that evening, I searched for more tricks to amaze my friends and I ended up reading the viewers' comments of another suggestion trick.
This suggestion trick stated that the person listening to the suggestions will end up thinking the number 68 and I thought that was pretty cool. I decided to scroll down to see the endless list of comments and here is one of them:
"I tried the trick on my rat, and it squeaked 68! Amazing trick, really!"
There are a lot of profanities there too and if censored , it will appear like this:
"That *peep* must have been *peep* *peep* *peep*. Stupid *peep"."
Whoa, being unpopular has its own advantages too, I guess.

Anyway, here is a suggestion trick. Let me try one on you and see if it works:
Think of two geometrical shapes (square, triangle, circle, etc.) and draw one inside another. Draw only two, and not THREE. And also, no square!
Did you just think of a circle inside a triangle?
If it doesn't work, let's just pretend that I have a rat which can draw.