
This is my friend. She is studying in the library while closing her ears.. I decided that the the ambience was too peaceful for me, so I took the Economics textbook from her...
and she is like ...

and I'm like *gasp* \ (@-@) /!
By the way, she is the one who labelled me a "nerdorkian"..... HYPOCRITE!!!

*gasp*
I mean ..err I don't really mean what I said...
Everyone has a photographic memory, but not all has the films, so some of the students have prepared their own "informative references" (which are well concealed of course! We don't want any teachers' vindictive fingers to get hold of the cheatsheets, do we?)
Teeny inscriptions on scraps of papers (This one was hidden behind the ID card. Thanks to Nadia for letting me take a photo of this ingenious invention)Some desperate ones prefer a more durable cheatsheet---carving their own legs or palms!!!
It boggles my mind how students can find thousands of ways to cheat and yet when the question "How can Firm X increase its productivity?" appears on the exam paper, most will say "Well, just force them to be productive! Problem Solved. Easy Peasy...".
Later on at 12 pm... (C is also a student . F is her father)
C(sit up)
F: ?? eh what are you doin?
C: There are 3 types of time periods mainly the long run, short run and the momentary run
F: ??What are you talking about??
C: You still don't get it? The short run refers to a period of time whereby a firm can only increase its production by employing more labour, due to the limited supply of other factors of production....... (slump back and sleep) ... zzzz
F: ????
Sleeptalking (Moreover, it's about economics!) O.o
Meanwhile in my humble abode...
On the right are the victims of "nerdification"...

Those poor trees being slashed down for my selfish need...
But oh well, it's for the greater good! For Mathematics! (cheers)
After prelims...
Teacher :"So, how is your preliminary exam?"
"Wow, Prelims is not as hard as I thought!" (then secretly dispose of the incriminating evidences into the toilet )
I sure hope the drain is not blocked!

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